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At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

 

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

 

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

 

 

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🤣🤣🤣 very good @john.desborough! Sure @James is gonna appreciate coming back to these haha!

If cauliflower can become pizza, you my friend can do anything
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Thanks @john.desborough your punnery has helped ease my return to the desk after so long on the road 🚗 

 

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Thanks @john.desborough your punnery has helped ease my return to the desk after so long on the road 🚗 

 

doing what i can to preserve sanity.. and induce more coffee consumption

 

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@James 

 

 

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HAHAH @john.desborough actually, I saw them at the museum. I thought they were dating.

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Apologies, that was awful 🤐

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Apologies, that was awful 🤐

it truly was, @James .. but you are truly making history there.. 

 

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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My life at the moment 

 

 

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Here is the bad one 

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays in the lab?

Because they're allowed to wear genes to work! 😂

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Oh jeez, that’s pretty awful @Zack411 🤣 Have you bot-any more jokes? 

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 and as the old guy in the crowd, @James, I resemble this remark..lol

 

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Is this one of yours @john.desborough ? 😂

 

 

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--facepalm-- @James 

 

 

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@James - this one’s for you.. but only read it at the end of the working day

 

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@James - this one’s for you.. but only read it at the end of the working day

 


Hahaha. @john.desborough I accidentally read it at the start of the day. Nothing like a huge groan to kick off a Thursday...

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@James - i do what i can for you sir lol.. 

 

long live the brew… 

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This one relates not so much as a dad joke, unless you are old enough to have seen the movie in the theatre.. but with winter and spring doing the tug of war here in eastern Canada, i thought this was appropriate ..

 

 

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Hahah @john.desborough sadly (or happily, depending how you look at it) I remember this movie coming out (and practicing “that” kick for many hours).

We’ve also had some pretty on-off weather here in Spain, where the rule is Hasta el cuarenta de mayo no te quites el sayo (basically, don’t take off your coat until the 40th May - so June 9th). Some people swear by it and I’ve seen folks in 30-degree heat strolling about in a puffer jacket 😅 

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lol.. that is sort of the same as the Farmers Almanac and its planting advice… going to be a nice day here .. hopefully will get out and walk around the hood to check up on how well the potholes are growing.. 

 

 

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@James just for you

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🤣🤣🤣 Love it @john.desborough 

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@James 

 

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Bravo @john.desborough an udderly awful joke to end the week. Wishing you and the rest of the Typefarm Cowmunity a relaxing weekend 🐮

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