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@James 

 

 

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@James

 

Bravo @john.desborough - that one tickled me :)

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HAHAHAHAHA, I had to laugh out loud when I read this, Des! 😂 @john.desborough I'm seeing so many memes about this lately! 
 

 

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lol @Gabi Amaral - I remember putting gas in the car when i was 16 yrs old for $0.20 per gallon and at 25 yrs old $0.25 per liter (after we switched to metric) … today here, it is close to 1.80/liter but not that bad compared to many places.. 

 

 

 

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Woow...I imagine! In Brazil, it's really bad! It's about 7.2/liter (in our currency, BRL - it would be 1.5 USD per liter) - which is incredibly high compared to the minimum wage over here! 😫

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The whole internet seems to have an opinion about Will Smith and the slap at the Oscar. So, here's a meme I found about it! Ah Pokemon, I miss you! 😅
 

 

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That's me today: 

 

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so if everyone in the community said “we love you @Gabi Amaral “, would you still have the same face?? 

(i will admit that when my wife showed up in the kitchen this morning half an hour before i usually have to go drag her out bed, I had the same look on my face lol)

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Hahahahaha I would be super sad if everyone said that on April 1st! 😂 @john.desborough 

I bet she didn't understand a thing! (And I wouldn't believe that you would give up on coffee not even on April 1st!)

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@Gabi Amaral - not a chance.. it’s like a magic potion for the seven other voices in my head.. it keeps them on an even keel lol

 

 

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@James - oh ye of the gentrified countryside… 

 

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@James - oh ye of the gentrified countryside… 

 

This one did neigh disappoint @john.desborough I mus-tang you for sharing 🐎

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@James - this one is for you… not quite a dad joke but i am sure you will appreciate it.. 

 

 

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@James - this one is for you… not quite a dad joke but i am sure you will appreciate it.. 

 

 

Love it @john.desborough 🤣 Also noted that you sent it around tennish 🎾

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@James  - lol 

 

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@James @Gabriel @Liz @Gabi Amaral 

 

May the 4th be with you… 

 

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@James @Gabriel @Liz @Gabi Amaral 

 

May the 4th be with you… 

 

@john.desborough To infinity...and beyond!

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

 

@James - i blame it on the tequila not the coffee

 

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

 

@James - i blame it on the tequila not the coffee

 

So this was a tequila sunrise joke @john.desborough ?

Here’s one I saw this morning that tickled me:

 

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

 

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@James - language is wonderful thing, innit?

 

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having cracked my pate more than once on stairs, I can appreciate this… @James ??

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having cracked my pate more than once on stairs, I can appreciate this… @James ??

 

HAHAH. This is genius @john.desborough 🦆

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