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john.desborough
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James wrote:

Bravo @john.desborough an udderly awful joke to end the week. Wishing you and the rest of the Typefarm Cowmunity a relaxing weekend 🐮

and that’s no bull @James ..you too.. have a great weekend one and all

 

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@James @Liz @Grace --

Dad: did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up in the mall, called “Karma” 

Daughter: What do they serve there?

Dad: just desserts

 

Tuesday oh Tuesday wherefore art thou?

 

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@john.desborough 🤣

 

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? 

Reese with her spoon


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Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣


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Liz wrote:

Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣

@Liz - while my wee beastie loves T-Swift and wants me to take her to a concert, I don’t follow her enough to know any of her songs other than Shake it Off .. which plays about 20 times a day at our hours… I keep telling her to Let it Go but she feels Under Pressure until she can remember the words to You’re Welcome… 

 

lol


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@James @Liz @Grace 

 

Where to bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives then time to reflect.

 

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  • July 10, 2024

haha. colour me tickled pink @john.desborough Trust hue to come up with it. Iris my glass to you


john.desborough
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i would have sent you to the dark side of the moon (prismatically speaking) if you did not refract your laser light show … 

 

and yay Lions for a 90th minute goal (instead of penalties) … bring on Spain v England!

 

des


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for you @James 

 

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James
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  • July 22, 2024

GROAN 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 @john.desborough ...or four jedis (they always use the fours)


john.desborough
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i think we should not drink San Miguel during working hours, @James 

 

lol


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nuff said…

 

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  • July 22, 2024

HAHAHA. Love that one @john.desborough 


john.desborough
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i could not resist @Grace 


Grace
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hahaha @john.desborough 😆 terrible, love it!

 


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@Liz - life of the digital nomad?

 

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@James 

 


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cuz @James is on hols.. methinks

 


James
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🤦🤦🤦 @john.desborough back from hols today. As alooful as this joke is I’ve missed this kind of chaat. Hope you and the rest of our friends here are doing well!


john.desborough
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welcome back @James .. hope you enjoyed your hols!


john.desborough
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@James - could knot resist…. 

 

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James
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  • August 14, 2024

@john.desborough I wood expect nothing less than you. You’re planely a-plying yourself with your warped sense of humour. Planks for your contribution.


john.desborough
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@James - Happy Monday from the colony

 


James
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Groan @john.desborough check these howlers out, which were voted the best jokes of this year’s Fringe:

 


Fun fact: The guy who’s joke came second is actually an ole school pal of mine.


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good to know that at least one of the students has a sense of humour … lol.. jk @James 

 

i heard there were some good shows at the Fringe..

 

des


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