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At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

 

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

 

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

 

 


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Bravo @john.desborough an udderly awful joke to end the week. Wishing you and the rest of the Typefarm Cowmunity a relaxing weekend 🐮

and that’s no bull @James ..you too.. have a great weekend one and all

 

des

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@James @Liz @Grace --

Dad: did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up in the mall, called “Karma” 

Daughter: What do they serve there?

Dad: just desserts

 

Tuesday oh Tuesday wherefore art thou?

 

des

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@john.desborough 🤣

 

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? 

Reese with her spoon

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Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣

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Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣

@Liz - while my wee beastie loves T-Swift and wants me to take her to a concert, I don’t follow her enough to know any of her songs other than Shake it Off .. which plays about 20 times a day at our hours… I keep telling her to Let it Go but she feels Under Pressure until she can remember the words to You’re Welcome… 

 

lol

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@James @Liz @Grace 

 

Where to bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives then time to reflect.

 

des

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haha. colour me tickled pink @john.desborough Trust hue to come up with it. Iris my glass to you

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i would have sent you to the dark side of the moon (prismatically speaking) if you did not refract your laser light show … 

 

and yay Lions for a 90th minute goal (instead of penalties) … bring on Spain v England!

 

des

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