Sticky

Worst/best Dad jokes



Show first post

201 replies

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

🤣🤣🤣 very good @john.desborough! Sure @James is gonna appreciate coming back to these haha!

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Thanks @john.desborough your punnery has helped ease my return to the desk after so long on the road 🚗 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

Thanks @john.desborough your punnery has helped ease my return to the desk after so long on the road 🚗 

 

doing what i can to preserve sanity.. and induce more coffee consumption

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

@James 

 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

HAHAH @john.desborough actually, I saw them at the museum. I thought they were dating.

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Apologies, that was awful 🤐

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

Apologies, that was awful 🤐

it truly was, @James .. but you are truly making history there.. 

 

des

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

My life at the moment 

 

 

Here is the bad one 

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays in the lab?

Because they're allowed to wear genes to work! 😂

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Oh jeez, that’s pretty awful @Zack411 🤣 Have you bot-any more jokes? 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

 and as the old guy in the crowd, @James, I resemble this remark..lol

 

des

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Is this one of yours @john.desborough ? 😂

 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

--facepalm-- @James 

 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

@James - this one’s for you.. but only read it at the end of the working day

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

@James - this one’s for you.. but only read it at the end of the working day

 


Hahaha. @john.desborough I accidentally read it at the start of the day. Nothing like a huge groan to kick off a Thursday...

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

@James - i do what i can for you sir lol.. 

 

long live the brew… 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

This one relates not so much as a dad joke, unless you are old enough to have seen the movie in the theatre.. but with winter and spring doing the tug of war here in eastern Canada, i thought this was appropriate ..

 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Hahah @john.desborough sadly (or happily, depending how you look at it) I remember this movie coming out (and practicing “that” kick for many hours).

We’ve also had some pretty on-off weather here in Spain, where the rule is Hasta el cuarenta de mayo no te quites el sayo (basically, don’t take off your coat until the 40th May - so June 9th). Some people swear by it and I’ve seen folks in 30-degree heat strolling about in a puffer jacket 😅 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

lol.. that is sort of the same as the Farmers Almanac and its planting advice… going to be a nice day here .. hopefully will get out and walk around the hood to check up on how well the potholes are growing.. 

 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

@James just for you

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

🤣🤣🤣 Love it @john.desborough 

Userlevel 7
Badge +6

@James 

 

Userlevel 7
Badge +5

Bravo @john.desborough an udderly awful joke to end the week. Wishing you and the rest of the Typefarm Cowmunity a relaxing weekend 🐮

Reply