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john.desborough
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Bravo @john.desborough an udderly awful joke to end the week. Wishing you and the rest of the Typefarm Cowmunity a relaxing weekend 🐮

and that’s no bull @James ..you too.. have a great weekend one and all

 

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@James @Liz @Grace --

Dad: did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up in the mall, called “Karma” 

Daughter: What do they serve there?

Dad: just desserts

 

Tuesday oh Tuesday wherefore art thou?

 

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@john.desborough 🤣

 

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? 

Reese with her spoon

If cauliflower can become pizza, you my friend can do anything
Liz
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Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣

Life is a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
john.desborough
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Is it sad that I immediately thought you were doing a Taylor Swift reference with the karma bit, @john.desborough ? 🤣

@Liz - while my wee beastie loves T-Swift and wants me to take her to a concert, I don’t follow her enough to know any of her songs other than Shake it Off .. which plays about 20 times a day at our hours… I keep telling her to Let it Go but she feels Under Pressure until she can remember the words to You’re Welcome… 

 

lol

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@James @Liz @Grace 

 

Where to bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives then time to reflect.

 

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haha. colour me tickled pink @john.desborough Trust hue to come up with it. Iris my glass to you

john.desborough
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i would have sent you to the dark side of the moon (prismatically speaking) if you did not refract your laser light show … 

 

and yay Lions for a 90th minute goal (instead of penalties) … bring on Spain v England!

 

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john.desborough
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for you @James 

 

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GROAN 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 @john.desborough ...or four jedis (they always use the fours)

john.desborough
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i think we should not drink San Miguel during working hours, @James 

 

lol

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john.desborough
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nuff said…

 

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HAHAHA. Love that one @john.desborough 

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i could not resist @Grace 

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hahaha @john.desborough 😆 terrible, love it!

 

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@Liz - life of the digital nomad?

 

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@James 

 

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