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At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

 

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

 

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

 

 


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Hahahah it is, @Gabriel!

"What was the foot's favorite type of chips? Dori-toes". I laughed more than I should with this one! 

 

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Since I'm in Portugal… :flag_pt:

"My Portuguese friend says he can't call me because...

He lusophone." 

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@James - this one’s for you.. get up off the sofa man and contribute! lol

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@James - this one’s for you.. get up off the sofa man and contribute! lol

 

That’s a fiendishly good one @john.desborough . It’s a tough one to follow, so I’m gonna resort to sharing details of an eye doctor a Dutch friend of mine came across (yes, it’s real!)…

 

 

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I see what you did there @James - glad to see that you are alive and kicking!!

 

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Yes, we missed you here @James:sweat_smile:

Now that you've introduced jokes with names, this one is for you: 

 

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Hahahaha these are good ones, @john.desborough! I wonder why all of the pessimist people say they are not pessimists, they are realistic! 

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Just because it's Monday! Hahaha :joy: 

 

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Here’s a real face slapper that comes courtesy of Typeform’s @Heidi Gibson who shared this breaking news internally with the company this morning…

 

 

 

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That's exactly how I'm feeling now… :grin:

 

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Hahahahahaha I love the poker face of the news presenter, @john.desborough!

Here's a very bad one (christmassy!) :grin:
 

 

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@James - as the resident Mr. Fixit…. here’s one for you:

 

People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician. 

 

happy Friday y’all!

 

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Ohm-y goodness @john.desborough  



Watt a way to galvanise the current community. Happy Friday to you!!!

 

 

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Ohm with you @James … Off to Electric Avenue with you.. gotta keep current with the flow …. complete the circuit with the rest of the Typeform capacitors at the event today.. lol. 

 

cheers mate

 

 

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.

 

Oh, if you’re gonna go there @john.desborough 

 

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@James - staying in the food aisle…. 

What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles

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Talking of Santa @john.desborough , do you know how much he paid for his sleigh?


Nothing. It was on the house

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musically inclined: What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.

up your game sir @James lol.. 

 

put some rum in that eggnog and let’s get cracking on 

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And what’s his favourite kind of pizza @john.desborough ?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even :pizza:

 

No rum in the house (disaster) but I might slip a Baileys in my afternoon coffee later – well it is my last day at work before the holidays.

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@James - what happens in community stays in community.. 

lol

enjoy the day and the start to the hols.. 

 

cheers

 

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