Worst/best Dad jokes


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At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

 

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

 

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

 

 


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Happy Christmas!!

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@James - lol.. very much on point. 

Cheers to you

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Love this one….a classic! lol!
 

 

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Me thinking about escaping this weekend after remote/online kindergarten started again this week due to lockdowns. 

 

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Wooow...hahaha @john.desborough! How is it kindergarten working online? I mean, it must be super difficult to get kids to concentrate! :drooling_face:

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since it is that time of year for get fitter resolutions.. i could not resist. i ain’t no dumbell. 

 

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Hahahahaha good one, @john.desborough! Let see how long the "get fit" new year resolution lasts! :sweat_smile:

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@James - note this is NOT a Norwegian Blue.

 

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@James - note this is NOT a Norwegian Blue.

 

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:joy:@john.desborough THIS IS AN EX-PARROT

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That's me today after an incredibly tiring week!! :sunglasses:
 

 

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ok.. maybe not a dad joke but dating at Bernie’s age is probably more of a challenge than a joke lol

 

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HAHAHAHAHA lol with the Bernie's one @john.desborough

I bet a lot of you can relate to this one...specially you @Michaela that had to spend your birthday in lockdown! 
 

 

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If only he knew! :smirk:
 

 

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An Aussie friend sent this one to me (I'm sure @belinda_long can relate! Hehehe)
 

 

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@James 

 

 

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Haha. Thanks @john.desborough I’m not much of a loller, but I literally lolled at that one. 

 

Here’s one I saved from the other day which made me think of you for some reason...

 

 

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grammatically speaking, @James . . i resemble that remark.. though shift the speakers in this case .. lol.. 

probably why i spend so much time in the snoring room.. 

 

 

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(why is it that the word ‘lisp’ has an ‘s’ in it?? lol)

 

Notice that @James and Luke Skywalker are never seen in the same shot….hmmm.. 

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