Worst/best Dad jokes

@James - that would be pretty crappy… but i like it

Ni!!! Or should i say “ekkky ekky ekky bang boing”?

😂 These are amazing @john.desborough 🐴

HAHAH @john.desborough that joke will live long and prosper in my house (actually it’ll be lost on my family. They probably think Star Trek is Elon Musk’s new brand of space trainers)

The verdict is in for the top “funnies” at this year’s Edinburgh festival: https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/edinburgh-festivals/the-top-ten-funniest-jokes-of-the-edinburgh-fringe-2022-3814340?page=2

I think my favourite is this one, from Olaf Falafel (great name):

“I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back”

@john.desborough there are some real groaners in there. I actually think you would have made the cut had you appeared at the Fringe this year.

@James  - this one’s for you… though i am the one that gets the ‘Dear John’ letters.. 

I got a letter the other day without a return address on it. I assumed it was from the Philippines...

It was in a Manila envelope.

@john.desborough If only I was good at dad jokes! Mine are horrible, as in, I don’t have any at all. 😅

Fun fact: you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while 🐊

Oh dear @john.desborough 🤣🙈

@James