Worst/best Dad jokes

Hahahah it is, @Gabriel!

"What was the foot's favorite type of chips? Dori-toes". I laughed more than I should with this one! 

Since I'm in Portugal… 

"My Portuguese friend says he can't call me because...

He lusophone." 

@James - this one’s for you.. get up off the sofa man and contribute! lol

That’s a fiendishly good one @john.desborough . It’s a tough one to follow, so I’m gonna resort to sharing details of an eye doctor a Dutch friend of mine came across (yes, it’s real!)…

 

I see what you did there @James - glad to see that you are alive and kicking!!

Yes, we missed you here @James! 

Now that you've introduced jokes with names, this one is for you: 

Hahahaha these are good ones, @john.desborough! I wonder why all of the pessimist people say they are not pessimists, they are realistic! 

Just because it's Monday! Hahaha  

Here’s a real face slapper that comes courtesy of Typeform’s @Heidi Gibson who shared this breaking news internally with the company this morning…

That's exactly how I'm feeling now… 

Hahahahahaha I love the poker face of the news presenter, @john.desborough!

Here's a very bad one (christmassy!) 
 

@James - as the resident Mr. Fixit…. here’s one for you:

People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician. 

happy Friday y’all!

Ohm-y goodness @john.desborough  

Watt a way to galvanise the current community. Happy Friday to you!!!

Ohm with you @James … Off to Electric Avenue with you.. gotta keep current with the flow …. complete the circuit with the rest of the Typeform capacitors at the event today.. lol. 

cheers mate

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.

Oh, if you’re gonna go there @john.desborough 

@James - staying in the food aisle…. 

What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles

Talking of Santa @john.desborough , do you know how much he paid for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house

musically inclined: What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.

up your game sir @James lol.. 

put some rum in that eggnog and let’s get cracking on 

And what’s his favourite kind of pizza @john.desborough ?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even 

No rum in the house (disaster) but I might slip a Baileys in my afternoon coffee later – well it is my last day at work before the holidays.

@James - what happens in community stays in community.. 

lol

enjoy the day and the start to the hols.. 

cheers