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Worst/best Dad jokes

5 years ago
Jul 27, 2021 2:10 PM UTC
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James
Community Team

At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Dec 22, 2021 12:51 PM UTC

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Dec 22, 2021 4:31 PM UTC

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James
Author
Community Team
4 years ago
Dec 25, 2021 8:03 AM UTC

Happy Christmas!!

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Dec 25, 2021 4:07 PM UTC

@James - lol.. very much on point.

Cheers to you

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Jan 3, 2022 10:51 AM UTC

Love this one….a classic! lol!

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 6, 2022 3:27 AM UTC

Me thinking about escaping this weekend after remote/online kindergarten started again this week due to lockdowns.

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Jan 7, 2022 10:29 AM UTC

Wooow...hahaha @john.desborough! How is it kindergarten working online? I mean, it must be super difficult to get kids to concentrate! :drooling_face:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 8, 2022 4:53 AM UTC

since it is that time of year for get fitter resolutions.. i could not resist. i ain’t no dumbell.

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Jan 10, 2022 10:44 AM UTC

Hahahahaha good one, @john.desborough! Let see how long the "get fit" new year resolution lasts! :sweat_smile:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 11, 2022 2:02 PM UTC

@James - note this is NOT a Norwegian Blue.

des

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James
Author
Community Team
4 years ago
Jan 12, 2022 8:51 AM UTC

@James - note this is NOT a Norwegian Blue.

des

:joy: @john.desborough THIS IS AN EX-PARROT

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 13, 2022 1:29 PM UTC

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Jan 14, 2022 10:06 AM UTC

That's me today after an incredibly tiring week!! :sunglasses:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 19, 2022 5:30 PM UTC

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john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 22, 2022 9:54 PM UTC

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john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 23, 2022 6:58 PM UTC

ok.. maybe not a dad joke but dating at Bernie’s age is probably more of a challenge than a joke lol

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Jan 24, 2022 11:14 AM UTC

HAHAHAHAHA lol with the Bernie's one @john.desborough

I bet a lot of you can relate to this one...specially you @Michaela that had to spend your birthday in lockdown!

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Jan 28, 2022 2:00 PM UTC

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Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Feb 1, 2022 10:00 AM UTC

If only he knew! :smirk:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

Gabriel
Community Team
4 years ago
Feb 18, 2022 10:47 PM UTC

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito".

Gabi Amaral
Ex–Typefomer
4 years ago
Feb 21, 2022 10:16 AM UTC

An Aussie friend sent this one to me (I'm sure @belinda_long can relate! Hehehe)

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. =)

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Feb 23, 2022 3:02 PM UTC

@James

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James
Author
Community Team
4 years ago
Feb 23, 2022 5:05 PM UTC

Haha. Thanks @john.desborough I’m not much of a loller, but I literally lolled at that one.

Here’s one I saved from the other day which made me think of you for some reason...

john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Feb 23, 2022 5:10 PM UTC

grammatically speaking, @James . . i resemble that remark.. though shift the speakers in this case .. lol..

probably why i spend so much time in the snoring room..

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john.desborough
Certified Partner & Champion
4 years ago
Mar 1, 2022 3:13 PM UTC

(why is it that the word ‘lisp’ has an ‘s’ in it?? lol)

Notice that @James and Luke Skywalker are never seen in the same shot….hmmm..

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