At the behest of @Lizhere – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
and even though it is not yet 7am here, I will blame that one on the 3rd coffee of the day - the Canada v US women’s football match started at 4am and i was streaming the game alongside my workspace..
@Gabi Amaral - i like @James suggestion about the badge but i think it would have to have a Monty Python theme..
Enjoy your break @john.desborough Looks like we’re “stuck” with @Gabriel to entertain the troops here. Just joking Gabriel, it’s great to have you back, thatchually