At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing
Come on Typeform community, do your worst…
Happy Christmas!!
@James - lol.. very much on point.
Cheers to you
Love this one….a classic! lol!
Me thinking about escaping this weekend after remote/online kindergarten started again this week due to lockdowns.
Wooow...hahaha @john.desborough! How is it kindergarten working online? I mean, it must be super difficult to get kids to concentrate!
since it is that time of year for get fitter resolutions.. i could not resist. i ain’t no dumbell.
Hahahahaha good one, @john.desborough! Let see how long the "get fit" new year resolution lasts!
@James - note this is NOT a Norwegian Blue.
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@john.desborough THIS IS AN EX-PARROT
That's me today after an incredibly tiring week!!
ok.. maybe not a dad joke but dating at Bernie’s age is probably more of a challenge than a joke lol
HAHAHAHAHA lol with the Bernie's one @john.desboroughI bet a lot of you can relate to this one...specially you @Michaela that had to spend your birthday in lockdown!
If only he knew!
An Aussie friend sent this one to me (I'm sure @belinda_long can relate! Hehehe)
@James
Haha. Thanks @john.desborough I’m not much of a loller, but I literally lolled at that one.
Here’s one I saved from the other day which made me think of you for some reason...
grammatically speaking, @James . . i resemble that remark.. though shift the speakers in this case .. lol..
probably why i spend so much time in the snoring room..
(why is it that the word ‘lisp’ has an ‘s’ in it?? lol)
Notice that @James and Luke Skywalker are never seen in the same shot….hmmm..
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