At the behest of @Lizhere – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing
HAHAH @john.desborough that joke will live long and prosper in my house (actually it’ll be lost on my family. They probably think Star Trek is Elon Musk’s new brand of space trainers)
@James - the last time i was at the Fringe it was 2011.. it was a great time.. though the drive from Brighton to Edinburgh in a Mercedes people mover (with a horn that sounded like the Queen Mary’s) was a tad long .. the drive back was in a smaller car so was much nicer..
that festival is tremendous - i thoroughly enjoyed the comics i saw then..
these ‘groaners’ are fab! i think i may just have to leverage them from time to time.. lol
@James - seems we let this one get a little stale..
Haha. Yeah, you’re right @john.desborough , standards have slipped significantly. Actually I do have a lot of jokes about pizza but they are all too cheesy.