Worst/best Dad jokes

At the behest of @Liz here – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing

Come on Typeform community, do your worst…

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Ok, this weekend I heard a dad joke that I was laughing at it for 5 minutes! :rofl:

Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels

HAHAHAHA that is a good one, @Gabi Amaral ! :joy:

went for the visual effect today

Love it, Des

Hahahaha nice one, Des! A friend sent me this one:

He said this is how it usually goes when he tries to flirt with people! :sweat_smile:

@Gabi Amaral - i have to remember that, next time i try to flirt with someone .. if i can remember how to do that.. do they still do that these days??

I was let go from a job in a kitchen once for taking home a utensil… that was a whisk i was willing to take!

Well, in these days, flirting can get pretty lame, @john.desborough! :sweat_smile:

This one is just because it's cold in Barcelona:

Why do you eat so much casserole in Winter? Because it’s chilli weather!

Drum roll please….

HAHAHAHA @john.desborough! I love when the dad jokes come with visuals! Check out this one… :joy:

Yesterday I was telling about my trip to Nice to @James and I said something very controversial: "In my opinion, French food is overrated".

So, I just remembered this joke… Hahaha. Au revoir, mes amis! :grin:

my daughter’s teacher sent me this one..

@john.desborough that’s a stroke of genius. If this is representative of what they are teaching the kids then I’ve got a lot of hope that your daughter will become a chip of the old block.

I'm back guys and have to post this one I saw at Instagram yesterday… :sweat_smile: #doglovers

can you see it??

des

bang bang on the door baby! (i know that this isn’t the same song - but anyone remember the password??)

@john.desborough I confess I had to google that last one and use a calculator to understand! :rofl: Nice one!

I could definitely relate to this joke… :flag_it: :spaghetti: