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john.desborough
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@James @Liz or anyone who drives and knows that gas prices in North America have not come up to being on par with Europe: 

 


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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender goes

“Hey! We don’t serve your kind here!”

To which the mushroom replied

“C’mon! I’m a fungi!”


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(i think i might have to print up a bunch of these for some friends of mine who are currently balancing tea cups on their respective bellies lol)

 


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While not purely a dad-joke, @James , the line-up at the coffee shop this morning (summer solstice) was a little awkward

 


James
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Hahaha @john.desborough I’m guessing they ordered a flat white!


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James wrote:

Hahaha @john.desborough I’m guessing they ordered a flat white!

@James - more like an iced capp… those robes are hot!

 


john.desborough
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This may not be a dad-joke but … seriously?? the Subway chain of sandwich shops in the US and Canada has taken to printing a warning on the wrapper of the sub.. 

 

I mean what’s next?? Will Mexican restaurants have to ‘print’ the same message on the corn-husk wrappers of tamales? 

@James - i can hear Darwin giggling.. 

 

 


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Hahaha @john.desborough Simply incredible 🤣 *picks bits of baked bean tin out of his teeth*


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Hahahaha these days I was watching a movie called "Midsommar" and now if I see a bunch of people with these white clothes, I confess I get a bit scared...Hahaha 😅


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nuff said lol.. @James @Gabriel @Gabi Amaral @Liz 


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Seriously!!!


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@john.desborough HAHAHHA the funeral one!!! 😂


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@James - while this might be Canadian, some of you UK ex-pats might appreciate what has gone through the minds of many Brits who had snow last winter:

 

 


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Hahaha. Snow joke @john.desborough 😂


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@James - I saw this and thought of your taste in music.. 

 


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🤦 I wood never have saw that coming @john.desborough. I can’t hammer home enough how bad that joke is


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@James - hit the nail on the head with that one. It didn’t auger very well i see now, knot that i would change it. 

How goes the building of the Tiki bar? hammered away?? er.. i mean hammering away? lol


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For anyone feeling like imposter syndrome… 


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