At the behest of @Lizhere – and to give an outlet to those of us who can’t resist the need to have fun with puns, I hereby declare the Dad joke smackdown open...
Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing
This may not be a dad-joke but … seriously?? the Subway chain of sandwich shops in the US and Canada has taken to printing a warning on the wrapper of the sub..
I mean what’s next?? Will Mexican restaurants have to ‘print’ the same message on the corn-husk wrappers of tamales?
Hahahaha these days I was watching a movie called "Midsommar" and now if I see a bunch of people with these white clothes, I confess I get a bit scared...Hahaha 😅